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And while we're on the topic of Christmas, my lovely sinners, I know what you're thinking how can a devilish sinner like myself enjoy Christmas? You would think that the annoyingly happy songs, sickenly adorable couples strolling down the street hand-in-hand while light snowflakes gently fall, and the screaming children at the mall would make me want to gauge my eyes out. And normally you would be right. But there's just something about this season that turns my cynical bitchy tendencies into happy joyful ones. I don't know blame the prospect of presents or the birth of Jesus, but I find it really hard to hate around this season. So congratulations world because this naughty bitch is going good this season. So sinners I'm giving you a free pass for the next month. Go ahead and spend that extra $50 on that knitted cardigan just to see the look on your boyfriend's face, or volunteer your time at a homeless shelter, or even donate a couple dollars to help the less fortunate, don't worry I won't judge you. In fact I'll respect you for it. But be warned, come January 1st I want all my naughty sinners back.
XXX,
Hevanly