Sunday 25 December 2011

Merry Christmas Darlings

The day has finally arrived my lovely sinners. That's right, as my favorite New Jersey housewife Melissa Gorga says "It's Jesus' Birthday!" I hope you were all perfectly sinful this year and are reaping the rewards. I hope all of you got exactly what you wanted this year, whether it be an ipad, a new phone or a Christmas kiss from your crush. Weirdly enough I got what I wanted, well not everything I wanted but I have no complaints. So as a special Christmas gift from yours truly I am giving my loyal sinners a special gift. All month I have been posting Christmas songs, but today I'm giving you my personal favorite Christmas song. My Only Wish (This Year) by Miss Britney Spears is totally underated and should be considered a Christmas classic. Not only does the song dictate my Christmas wish, which didn't come true :(, but it is beautifully catchy and wonderful. So my new Christmas wish this year is for all of you. I wish you all the best this Christmas day. I hope you're eating some scrumpticious turkey, or tofurkey for you veggies, drink as much as possible, and snuggle up close to that special someone. Christmas comes but once a year, so I hope you make the most of this day.

XXX

hEVANly

Thursday 22 December 2011

The Art of Gift Giving

Dear Sinners


Continuing with our Christmas themed posting todays post is about the etiquette of Gift-Giving, which is perfect because tonight I will be exchanging gifts with my friends.  I am a firm believer that a present directly discribes how much you know and love a person. Gifts are an intergal part of the holidays and no one wants a crappy present so here are a couple of rules when giving a gift.
     Firstly, a gift should be something the gift reciever wants or likes. Why give a gift that no one would like? How would you feel if your mom gave you a Maple Leafs jersey when everyone knows your favorite team is the Habs? (and for you non-hockey fans, how would you feel if you got a Justin Bieber CD when you would rather have a Rihanna one). This requires some knowledge of your gift-reciever. Get to know what their interests are, what shows they like, their favorite stores. This inside knowledge of your gift-reciever (which for the purpose of this post will from now on be referred as the "GR") will greatly increase your chances of a merry Christmas.  
     Secondly a gift should come from the heart. It should have some meaning and importance. The price tag shouldn't matter, although nothing says "I love you" like expensives luxuries. But nonetheless a gift should have some personal meaning. It could be a reference to an inside joke, or a special moment the two of you shared.
     The last important aspect when gift-giving is don't go crazy searching for the perfect gift. Every gift is different. Sometimes a gift idea just comes to you and you know exactly what you're going to buy. Other times you have to rack your brain trying to find something your GR would like. This frustration and anger associated with gift-giving is completely normal and at times may put a blemish on your Christmas spirit, but don't worry sometimes the perfect gift will come to you. Sometimes you just need to shop around and window shop to get other gift ideas. This year I had friends that I knew exactly what I was getting them and others I struggled for days trying to think of something. I didn't get my mother's gift until a few days ago, and the only reason I found it was because I was strolling through the mall and I happened to see it. So dont lose any sleep over gift-giving; it'll just come to you. And when in doubt just get a gift card from their favorite store. Gift cards are a really distant and vague gift, but they'll still enjoy it.
       So there you are. Three important rules to finding the perfect gift for you loved ones. Christmas is a stressful time for everyone, but don't let the stress from gift-giving get to you. Just remember to take your time, get something your GR would like, and something that has a special meaning and you'll GR will love it.

XXX

hEVANly

Tuesday 20 December 2011

Sweet Tunes Tuesday: Christmas Edition

Well hello Sinners. It is officially Christmas week, and continuing with our little tradition I present another Christmas classic. This time from country cutie Taylor Swift. Christmas Must be Something More is actually an incredible song. It incorporates the fun cuteness that Taylor Swift is famous for, but if you listen to the lyrics you'd see that this songs cuts out all the bullshit and commercialism of Christmas. It bluntly calls out everyone for ignoring the real purpose of Christmas: the birth of Jesus. All the other Christmas carols are about finding love, kissing under the mistletoe, and peace on earth, and don't get me wrong I love all those things, but it's refreshing to hear a song that doesn't promote consumerism and the commercialization of Christmas. So here it is. As always sinners, enjoy.

Tuesday 13 December 2011

All I Want for Christmas is Everything

Dear Sinners,

There is officially 12 more days till Christmas which doesn't leave a lot of time for shopping. Luckily I've done all my Christmas shopping, but for those procrastinating sinners don't worry there's still time to get all the presents off your shopping list. And if for some reason you don't know what to get your loved ones, I'm posting my official Christmas Wish list. Trust me if it's on this list they'll love it.

My hEVANly Christmas List

  1. Knit Wear:  Christmastime is the perfect time to crack out the knit wear. Sweaters, cardigans, scarves the list goes on and on. Can't you just imagine the soft knitted fabric of a white pullover sweater brushing against body? Now knit wear is a unisex item since there are some great clothes for both genders. This item will be perfect for your mom or your fashionally challenged boyfriend. Use this holiday to transform your boyfriend from fashion victim to fashion god. H&M has a great collection of knit wear and there is currently a sale on, so put down the eggnog and rush your ass to the mall before all the good sizes are gone. BTW I'm a small, just saying.
Photo Courtesy of http://www.hm.com/ca/product/92541?article=92541-C
2. Music: Music is universal. Find me one person that doesn't appreciate music and I'll give up gossip forever. Can't do it huh? Indulge the music lover on your list. Go old school and buy them their favorite album, can't go wrong with Adele 21. Or if they're into downloading you can go for an iTunes gift card. Nothing says "Merry Christmas" like the sound of legally purchased music.

3.  Movies/Television: 2011 was filled with a plethora of movies, some bad (I'm talking about you Jack and Jill) and some amazing. Get the future movie critic on your list some of they're favorite films. My pick is Crazy, Stupid, Love such an adorable, hilarious, and sweet movie. HMV is having a crazy sale right now. $10 movies. Also in this category is TV shows. Christmas break is the perfect time to catch up on your favorite shows, and since watching shows online hurts people's eyes why not buy a season of their favorite show. I need Gossip Girl season 4 to complete my collection, but other noteworthy shows are True Blood, Greys Anatomy, Glee, and The Big Bang Theory. Here's a thought, if you buy a series for your crush, now you have an excuse to come over snuggle on the couch and watch all 22 episodes.

4. Electronics: Now I'm not a electronics genius, but you can't go wrong with an iPad, mp3 player, laptop, kindle.

5. Lindsay Lohan Comeback: Now this may be the trickiest gift to get but I think its something the world would enjoy. Poor Lindsay had a terrible year, from her legal drama to her Playboy photoshoot isn't it about time she made a comeback? There's still hope.

Photo courtesy of Imbd.com

So there it is, the perfect Christmas list. Remember only 12 more days till Christmas. I better see all these wonderful things under my tree Christmas morning.

XXX

Hevanly

Sweet Tunes Tuesday

Hey Ya'll

It's Tuesday an keeping with the Christmas theme this week\s song is Grown Up Christmas List by Kelly Clarkson, Now Im not a huge Kelly fan (don't kill me angsty teen girls) but this song is really beautiful. So far the musical selections have all been upbeat happy songs, but everyone loves a good Christmas ballad. I hope you enjoy this track and it get's you in the Christmas mood. less than 2 weeks left.

Friday 9 December 2011

Sweet Tunes Tuesday: Christmas Carols

Hello Sinners,

First off I know it's not Tuesday but bare with me. I haven't posted in a lifetime due to that menstrual bitch school and I promised you all my favorite Christmas song picks so for the purpose of this post today is officially Tuesday. 

So today is a double entry due to my ghost like behavior courtesy of Justin Bieber and the Glee Cast. Normally Christmas songs are ballady and sombre about some chick wishing for her lover (which I do appreciate, don't get me wrong) but Christmas really is a joyful and jolly time. So I'm giving you two upbeat songs that'll get your booty shaking while getting you in the Christmas spirit. 

The first song is Little Drummer Boy ft. Busta Rhymes. 3 words: Justin Bieber rapping. You're welcome. 

The second song is Extraordinary Merry Christmas by my lover Darren Criss and Lea Michele. I dare you to not  dance in your seat. Can't do it right?

Saturday 26 November 2011

Naughy or Nice

Dear Sinners,


Photo Courtesy of http://smilingaway.tumblr.com

And while we're on the topic of Christmas, my lovely sinners, I know what you're thinking how can a devilish sinner like myself enjoy Christmas? You would think that the annoyingly happy songs, sickenly adorable couples strolling down the street hand-in-hand while light snowflakes gently fall, and the screaming children at the mall would make me want to gauge my eyes out. And normally you would be right. But there's just something about this season that turns my cynical bitchy tendencies into happy joyful ones. I don't know blame the prospect of presents or the birth of Jesus, but I find it really hard to hate around this season. So congratulations world because this naughty bitch is going good this season. So sinners I'm giving you a free pass for the next month. Go ahead and spend that extra $50 on that knitted cardigan just to see the look on your boyfriend's face, or volunteer your time at a homeless shelter, or even donate a couple dollars to help the less fortunate, don't worry I won't judge you. In fact I'll respect you for it. But be warned, come January 1st I want all my naughty sinners back. 

 XXX,

Hevanly 

It's Beginning to Look a lot like Christmas...

Dear Sinners,


Photo Courtesy of Tumblr.com

As I am typing this I am currently sitting on my couch snuggling with my warm cozy blanket with a cup of warm nutella hot chocolate and my television tuned to Elf. Since American Thanksgiving is over (happy Thanksgiving to my American sinners) everyone is in full on Christmas mode. For me the first signs of Christmas aren't sales at the mall or the decline in temperature, its when your favorite Christmas movie comes on TV. For me mine is Elf, well actually I wouldn't say it's my favorite Christmas movie, there are so many out there: Home Alone, A Christmas Carol, Jingle all the Way, I'll be Home for Christmas, Love Actually. There's just so many good Christmas movies out there. Yes they're usually corny and predictable but still, who can resist a good Christmas movie? So I'm curious, What's your favorite Christmas movie?
Photo Courtesy of IMBD.com

Tuesday 22 November 2011

Sweet Tunes Tuesday: Christmas Edition

Dear Sinners,
Well I know it's been a while but Sweet Tunes Tuesday is back. And since the weather is positely glacial it is now acceptable to crack out the Christmas music. So this week's song is none other than the Christmas classic All I want for Christmas is You by Mariah Carey. Now over time there have been various covers of this song including Justin Bieber's version featuring Mariah Carey but nothing can beat the original. So get cozy and enjoy the lovely sound of Mrs. Carey's voice.

Saturday 19 November 2011

Queen B making a Beeline

Photo credit Popsugar.com
SPOILER ALERT!

Spotted: Queen B running through the streets of New York City in full bridal attire. Can this be? The first shots of Blair Waldorf (Leighton Meester) from her upcoming royal wedding. Meester was seen filming scenes for Gossip Girl's 100th episode on Monday night. If you are a Gossip Girl fan you know how monumental this is. First off how stunning does Meester look wearing a Vera Wang ball gown and tiara. Simple yet classic. Secondly where is she running? Does this mean Queen B won't be marrying Prince Louis? Is running to Chuck? Dan? So many questions. There are also photos of Meester getting into the back seat of a "Just Married" car with a smile. Who is she in the car with? If you remember Blair has a think for the back seats of cars. Also spotted in NYC was Georgina Sparks (Michelle Trachenberg) in full on wedding attire, including a William & Kate wedding-esque hat. I smell a wedding crasher. Ugh the anticipation is killing me. This episode is going to be awesome. I can't wait.  

Monday 7 November 2011

Justin Bieber Baby Daddy???

PETER MUHLY, AFP/Getty Images

It seems the Baby singer is a baby daddy. Well that's what Mariah Yeater is claiming. 
    Yeater, 20, is claiming that teen pop idol Justin Bieber is the father of her three month old child. She insists that Bieber and her had sex backstage at his Los Angeles concert back in October 2010. At the time Bieber was 16 and Yeater was 19. 
    Yeater is currently suing Bieber for child support. 
    After the story broke Bieber, who is promoting his Christmas album Under the Mistletoe,  appeared on The Today Show to address the rumours. 
AP / Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department



    “I’d just like to say basically that none of those allegations are true. I know I’m going to be a target, but I’m never going to be a victim," he told Matt Lauer. 
    Bieber states that he “never met the woman.”
    The baby drama continues with new report debunking Yeaters allegations. Yeaters former boyfriend John Terranova, 19, has come forward insisting Yeater is lying and said that this isn't the first time she accused someone of fathering her child. 
    "She came back here from California telling me she was pregnant with my child and I said this is impossible, you've been in California two months and back here for only a week," Terranova told The New York Post.                     
     Terranova feels strongly that Bieber is not the father of the child in question. 
     "I know it's not Justin Bieber. She just wants money. It's a scam."
      According to TMZ, Bieber plans on taking a paternity test to set the record straight when he returns to the States from Belfast, Ireland where he appeared and performed at the MTV European Music Awards on Sunday.  
      After the paternity is settled Bieber plans on suing Yeater. 
     Further reports claimed that Bieber and girlfriend Selena Gomez had broken up over these paternity rumours, but they were seen holding hands in Belfast on Saturday.

UPDATE
Yeater has dropped the lawsuit but is still seeking a paternity test to be done in private. sounds fishy. Bieber's party is still pursuing legal action against Yeater.



Tuesday 18 October 2011

The Kim Kardashian Theorem

With many of life's problems I often turn to Hollywood for guidance. Where else would you learn classic life lessons like: you're never too young for botox, or Always look your best for the paparazzi. Or my personal favorite: whenever sexting a married man always save the texts for future blackmail.

This time Hollywood hasn't taught me a lesson, more like an observation about the world, and for this I must turn to Hollywood's favorite reality family the Kardashians, more specifically Kim Kardashian. Now after careful research and hours of in-depth analysis (which mainly included watching Keeping up with the Kardashians) I have concocted the "Kim Kardashian Theorem"

Now what is the "Kim Kardasian Theorem"? you may ask. It's simple, basically I have come to the realization that every family, whether from Hollywood or not, has one "Kim Kardashian". A "Kim Kardashian" is that one person in you're family that is the prettiest, the most successful, the most popular, and overall the person you despise, much like Kim Kardashian herself-do you get it now. Just as in the Kardashian klan Kim is clearly the most successful, most famous, and the prettiest. Now settle down haters yes the main cause of Kim's fame is due to her sextape, but look how far she has come since then.  Kardashian co-own her own boutique D-A-S-H with her two sisters, has her own fragrance, made several TV appearances, wrote a book, again with her sisters, and many more. Also Her two night, four hour wedding special "Kim's Fairytale Wedding" brought in 4.4 million viewers Sunday, and 4 million viewers Monday, that's pretty impressive. It's clear that Kim is the supernova of the Kardashian family.

Hollywood is full of other examples of "Kim Kardashians".
Hilary and Haylie Duff: even though but Duff sisters are pretty irrelevant now no one can deny the fame of Lizzie McGuire, and Hilary is set for a comeback.
The Cyrus family: Billy Ray Cyrus has a whole trailer full of his spawn but only Miley Cyrus is the most known, sorry Trace.
Britney Spears and Jaime-Lynn Spears: Oh poor Jaime-Lynn held up somewhere playing mom while big sis Britney is still ruling the world.
The Jackson Family: two words Michael Jackson.
The Jolie-Pitts: the world better watch out when Shiloh takes over.
See Hollywood is proof that in every family there is one that stands out above the rest.

It goes without question that I am the "Kim Kardashian" of my family. Let's face it there's no real competition, and my flawless skin, gorgeous eyes, distinctive cheek-bones, and pending success just seal the deal. But don't get all suicidal if you're not the "Kim K" of your family. Every family needs a Khloe-the witty, outgoing, loud one who isn't as pretty as Kim and many criticize for her weight (for the record she's not fat). Or a Kourtney- the sarcastic, bitchy one who is still pretty but not gorgeous and known for getting pregnant and her boob job. But heed my warnings my fellow "Kim Kardashians". Watch out for the "Kendalls" and "Kylies" in your family. They are younger family members that threaten your status as savior of your family. Everyone knows Kendall and Kylie are stunningly beautiful and it's only a matter of time before they become more successful than Kim.

Whether you're a "Kim," "Khloe," "Kourtney," or even a "Kendall or Kylie" it doesn't really matter. Family loves you regardless of your looks or success- or at least that's what I'm told.

XOXO
hEVANly

Sweet Tunes Tuesday

Morning Sinners, it's been a while but im coming at you this fine tuesday morning harder than ever. I have three words for you: It's Britney, Bitch! This weeks musical selection is from the Queen of Pop Britney Spears and her new song Criminal. Criminal is the fourth single to be released of Britney's "Femme Fatale" CD.  The song is a nice change from her usual up-beat dance pop, opting for a more mellow ballad-esque feel as she sings about falling for a "criminal" hence the title of the song. Who hasn't fallen for a bad boy? Not only do you special sinners get to enjoy the song, but as a special treat Miss Spears released the music video last night and I have it here. All I can say is DAYUM! Britney is looking fierce in this Bonnie and Clyde-like video, but the real scene stealer is Jason Trawick, Britney's real life boyfriend and agent. I'm sorry but when did Jason Trawick get so hot? He obviously hit the gym hard for this video and it shows. It's nice to see a mashup of Britney's personal and career lives. Also rumours are spreading that Trawick is going to propose to Brit after he was seen shopping for rings. Let's hope this is true. As the video shows these two are adorable and he seems really good for Britney.
Overall I love this video, its cute, funny but mostly sexy as hell, don't lie you know you love those sex scenes. Check the video and song out yourself and give your thoughts. Now excuse me while I go find myself a sexy criminal.

XOXO

Wednesday 28 September 2011

Hottie Lamati Alert!


Attention Sinners I the most sinful news. Check out the Hottie Lamati above. Don't recognize him? Don't worry you soon will. The hotsome (Hot+Awesome) cutie above will soon hijack your TVs and hearts later this fall, as he has just been cast in this season of Glee. The up-and-coming Broadway star Grant Gustin will play Sebastian a "a gay Dalton Academy student who has an eye for Blaine" said TVLine.com. Oh no is Mckinley High's favorite same-sex couple hitting a little turbulence in their whirlwind romance. Judging by last night's episode it seems there may be trouble in paradise. 

Sebastian, who is set to make his debut in this season 5th episode, is described as a male version of Santana being very manipulative and skanky. At first thought I'm like Ryan Murphy why didn't you call upon this sexy bitch for this role, not that I don't appreciate the sexiness of Grant Gustin. This Sebastian seems like my television counterpart.  Hot, sexy, "Scheming and promiscuous." Sound familiar? Story of my life. And you know I wouldn't mind getting cozy next to Darren Criss. Never-mind my horrid singing voice, that's what autotune is for. But nevertheless I will live vicariously through Gustin, and on the plus side I may have a new favorite character. 

Between The Glee Project winners and this Sebastian it seems the writers are adding a whole bunch of new characters. So what are your thoughts on the new casting news? Do you think Klaine can weather the man-whore storm that is Sebastian? 












Wednesday 21 September 2011

Summer Dreams Ripped at the Seams

If the rapid decline in the weather, crisp leaves scattered around, and the hours of readings and pending assignments weren't obvious enough, let me bluntly say: summer is dunzo. That's right, as much as it pains me to admit it September 23 is the first day of Autumn. And as much as I love fall fashion, Thanksgiving turkey, and apple picking, I'm still going to miss those lazy summer days lounging in my backyard reading, sipping my strawberry dacquri, alcoholic of course, as the sun showered me with its golden rays tinting my already brown hue and highlighting my hair. Ahh summer! Let us all take a moment to mourn our summer. But perhaps my mourning of summer has less to do with its end and more to do with my lack of wish fufillment. Summer '11 went by so fast I hardly finished my checklist (if you haven't already go see my checklist). I had so much planned this summer; this was going to be the best summer ever; the last hurray to my youth, but sadly this summer wasn't everything I hoped it be. No I didn't get a tattoo, I didn't go skinny dipping, and unfortunately I didn't have a monumental, earth-shattering, life-changing, love song worthy, epic romance. Now don't get me wrong there were some amazing things I did this summer. I spent as much time possible with my friends, went to 3 concerts, watched a ton of movies (tuesday movie club ftw!), had 3 parties, got crazy wasted (I'd actually like to forget that), chilaxed on the beach, worked, and so much more. But I'm still a little depressed I didn't acomplish everything on my list. But perhaps it was for the better. Life isn't about checking items off a list. It's about all the spontaneous moments, the laugh-out-loud-till-your-insides-hurt moments, the heart-racing palms-sweating moments. My summer checklist was merely guide for what I thought would be the perfect summer, but it was the moments not on my checklist that made this summer truly memorable. So even though I didn't have the summer I wanted or dreamed about, I still had an awesome time. Summer '11 was pretty amazing, I can't wait to see what's in store next year.

Tuesday 20 September 2011

Sweet Tunes Tuesday



This weeks musical selection belongs to none other than the Queen of Adorable Ms. Katy Perry. The One That Got Away is the newest and 6th single off the popstar's sophmore album Teenage Dream. Staying true to the album's title the song is another cute love song embossing the emotions of adolescence telling the story of a love that just couldn't last. Although it's no Peacock it's still a good song thats worth a listen.

Tuesday 13 September 2011

Sweet Tunes Tuesday: Birthday Edition

It's Sweet Tunes Tuesday, which coincidentally coincides with my birthday. So here's a very special music seletion that has me blushing. Just a Kiss by Country group Lady Antebellum. This is such a lovely and cute song that'll leave everyone remembering their first kiss with that special someone. If you're fans of Taylor Swift and even Lady Antebellum's previous Grammy Award winning song Need You Know I urge you to give this a listen. You won't be dissapointed.

20 Is the New 18

Dear Sinners,

Unfortunately I have some terrible news. I am in mourning you see; mourning of my former life. Today is my birthday, and normally this would signify a week-long celebration, but you see I am officially 20. The horror! I know what you're thinking, how could youthful facial features be more than 17, but the truth is I am two decades old. My youth has been wrongfully stolen from me. Gone are my carefree teenage days. Now all I have to look forward to is years of job interviews, mortgages, and hair loss. 10 more years and I'll be 30. I should just kill myself now. 
But no matter, I should act like Meryl Streep and age gracefully. And as I am no longer a teenager it's time a stop my adolescent and childish ways. Yup that's right. No more shots of tequila, dancing around like a fool, spreading rumours, and talking shit behind people's back. This bitch has changed. HA, YEAH RIGHT! Who am I kidding, I'm never going to change. Just because I'm 20 doesn't mean I have to give up all my devilish ways. I'm calling it right now 20 is the new 18. And plus everyone says your 20s are the best time of your life. The partying ways of a teenager mixed with the legality of an adult. What can be better? And don't worry about me turning wrinkly, with stretch marks and varicose veins, as long as there's botox and anti-aging creams I'm going to stay young forever. Happy Birthday to Me, Bitches!

XOXO
hEVANLY

Ch-Ch-Changes

Dear Sinners,

If you're like me, which you should all strive to be, then you probably don't really care for change. Change to me is like hyndrangeas to Madonna; I absolutly loathe it. True my life isn't perfect and there's always room for improvement, but I'm comfortable and there's no need to mess with a good thing. Like the saying goes "if it's not broke don't fix it". Well much to my dissapointment change is inevitable and apart of life, so I guess I just have to suck it up.
But the best part about change is the chance to a fresh start, and everyone knows there are three times a year a person can start anew: New Year's, first day of school, and your birthday. Each event gives a person a chance to forget about the previous year's mistakes and sins and move forward with a fresh start and hopefully change for the better.
Luckily for me my birthday, which happens to be today hence this post, and the first day of school are within the same week. And I know what you're thinking "how can you improve on perfection?" but still like I said before there's always room for improvement.
But the most important part of change is moderation. Unless you're a danger to yourself or others or you're a cast member of Teen Mom, there's really no reason to make drastic changes to your life. The whole point of changing is to better yourself. So take it one step at a time making minor improvements. Also never change for someone else. Not to get all motherly on you but change has to happen within and for yourself. So cut out all the negative bullshit, and if you feel like you need to change for yourself then do it. That being said unless you're a hardcore drug addict or a prostitute then the above sentence doesn't apply to you. Go change yourself now! and while you're at it go to the health clinic. Who knows what diseases you're carrying.

Tuesday 6 September 2011

Sweet Tunes Tuesday

After waking up at 6:30, driving, subwaying, and busing to and from school, then working a 5 hour shift by myself I finally have time to relax. And for the next 20 mins it's still Tuesday which means Sweet Tunes Tuesday. This weeks addition comes from sex pot Adam Levine's band Maroon 5 and they're song Never Gunna Leave This Bed. The song is off they're new album Hands All Over. The song is a mid-tempo ballad that makes me reminiscent of they`re older songs such as She Will be Loved or Won`t Go Home Without You. And how hot does Adam Levine look in the video. Really makes me want to claw the eyes out of that heffer who`s dry humping him. It also makes you wonder why Levine hasn`t pursued a solo career, let`s face it he`s the only one selling the band. Who are the other members in Maroon 5? anyways take a listen to the song and as always give your thoughts.


Thursday 1 September 2011

New Fall Shows Continued

Now that we got through all the potential sitcoms let's move on to the dramas


Scandal
Network: ABC
Starring: Kerry Washington, Columbus Short, Henry Ian Cusick
Premiere: TBA
Plot: This political drama focus on Olivia Pope, former media relations consultant to the President, as she starts her own firm
Appeal:  This shows has serious intrigues and looks like there are a few hidden secrets. Kerry Washington looks badass in the lead role and it's created by Shonda Rhimes, Grey's Anatomy creator, enough said.


Hart Of Dixie
Network: CW
Starring:  Rachel Bilson, Scott Porter, Jaime King
Premiere: September 26, 2011, 9pm
Plot: Recent medical graduate Zoe Hart moves to Alabama after she inherits a practice. She must learn to adjust to her rural setting and appreciate the little moments in life.
Appeal: It looks like a cute little medical drama, with breath-taking settings and a lot of hart-pun intended. Rachel Bilson looks gorgeous and marks her return to television and her return to working with The O.C. creator Josh Schwartz. I wonder if any of the other O.C. actoris will be making a cameo, you know Misha Barton needs the work.


Ringer
Network: CW
Starring: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nestor Carbonell, Ioan Gruffund
Premiere: September 13, 2011
Plot:  In this psychological thriller twin sisters Bridgit and Siobhan are trying to mend their estranged relationship, but after Siobhan goes missing Bridgit must take over her life and learns everything isn't as it seems.
Appeal: This is Sarah Michelle Gellar's return television after her long stint playing Buffy Summers. This looks like an intrguing mystery thriller that'll keep viewers on the edge. Should be a good watch.


Once Upon a Time
Network: ABC
Starring: Ginnifer Goodwin, Jennifer Morrison, Joshua Dallas
Premiere: October 23, 2011, 8pm
Plot: A young woman is drawn to a small town cleverly named StoryBrooke, where she meets several fairytale characters come to life and trapped in the modern world.
Appeal: I'm a sucker for a good modern retelling of a fairytale so this show has some appeal to me and it looks like there can be some interesting plot twist provided by the writers of lost so you know you'll be mind-fucked. Who doesn't love a good fairytale?


Revenge
Network: ABC
Starring: Emily VanCamp, Madelaine Stowe, Gabriel Mann
Premiere: September 21, 2011, 10pm
Plot: This story loosly based on the novel the Count of Monte Cristo is about a young woman (VanCamp, Brothers and Sisters) who retuens to the Hamptons and seeks revenge on those who have wronged her in the past
Appeal: This actually looks like the most appealing show this fall. it mixes my love of wealthy people, juicy scandals and crazy bitches. It's like a Gossip Girl meets Desperate Housewives. like they say hell hath no furry like a woman scorn.


Well Sinners, I've weeded through all the TV crap to present these gems. Check the trailers out for yourself and share your thoughts. What show are you most excited to see? Remember just a few more weeks till our living rooms are filled with the wonderful sound of new shows. I can't wait.

XOXO

hEVANly

New Fall Shows

Got the back-to-school blues? well you're not alone. And although I can't do anything about the dreadful return to that hell they call school, I do know one thing that will cheer you sinners up: the new fall TV shows. Yup it's that time a year again, where TV executives try to pimp out new TV shows trying to garner as many viewers as possible. And as a self-proclaimed TV-aholic I've taken it upon myself to weed out the craptastic shows that will barely last one season before disappearing to TV heaven- or hell- and the ones that have the potential to make it into my weekly TV schedule. So grab the alcoholic beverage of your choice and relax as I take you through the most interesting programs gracing your TV this fall.

2 Broke Girls
Network: CBS/CityTV (Canada)
Starring: Kat Dennings, Beth Behrs
Premiere: September 19, 2011 9:30pm
Plot: Basically like the totally obvious title says this sitcom is about 2 broke, and totally opposite, girls living in New York City working as waitresses in a grimy diner trying to make ends meet.
Appeal: This show looks like it'll be good for a few laughs. It's running on the same track as Bridesmaids; with the whole comedic women, and hopefully it's just as successful. And Kat Dennings, from Nick and Nora's infinite Playlist fame, seems comical. It's the perfect combination of cute and funny. Plus it's created by the producers of Sex and the City, which can't hurt-unless you count Sex and the City 2.



New Girl
Network: Fox, CityTV
Starring: Zooey Deschanel, Damon Wayans Jr, Max Greenfield.
Premiere: September 20, 2011, 9pm
Plot: After a sudden break-up Jessica Day (Deschanel) decides to move in with three guys who try and help her through her difficult and awkward life.
Appeal: Again this show looks like it'll provide some good laughs on those boring Tuesday nights. It's like a perfect little romantic comedy. Plus how could you resist Zooey Deschanel acting abosolutly adorable? and there's a Dirty Dancing reference, that's it I'm sold.


Suburgatory:
Network: ABC, CityTV
Starring: Jane Levy, Carly Chaiken, Cheryl Hines
Premiere: September 28, 2011 8:30pm
Plot: A single father moves his teenage daughter from Manhatten where she learns about suburban life.
Appeal: This shows looks second rate, but it's got bitchy teenagers and plastic parents and looks like a crappier Mean Girls, so that's good enough for me.



Wednesday 24 August 2011

Hunger Games Preview to Air during VMA

In other Hunger Games news it appears that the official trailer for the upcoming movie will air during the broadcast of the MTV Video Music Awards this Sunday.

Oscar nominee and star Jennifer Lawerence will appear live to release the trailer. How exciting mockingjays. I honeslty can't wait. Although I have work on Sunday I will definatly catch the show and give a full review on monday. Start counting down the days sinners.

The Hunger Games Filled my Appetite



So I've finally got through a huge chunk of my summer reading list, which primarily consisted of The Hunger Games trilogy, and I must say I thoroughly enjoyed it. It was suspeseful, dramaful, and badass. I honestly couldn't put it down. So for your pleasure sinners, I'm giving my indepth journalistic review of the entire series, and don't worry I wont give away and spoilers- I'm not that bitchy.

So the first novel written by Suzanne Collins is set in a futuristic and some-what apocolyptic world in which North America is divided into 12 districts. Every year each district must sacrafice a male and female aged 12-18 to compete in the Hunger Games- a sadistic reality show type competition where the competitors must kill each other in order to be crowned winner. The novel features protagonist Katniss Everdeen's account of the Games after she is chosen to represent her district.
     The first novel was beyond words. The begining, as with any novel was a little slow, only because it was trying to introduce the characters, and futuristic setting. Once the Games actually begin the novel becomes engrossing. Collins has the ability to feature a cliffhanger at the end of each chapter forcing the reader to turn the page and continue reading. I'm not going to say who wins the Games but use your brain, if there's 3 books it's a little obvious who wins, wink wink. The ending of the novel is a little weak, in that it leaves the reader wanting more. Nonetheless it was a great read, you'll fall in love with the awesomeness that is Katniss and her amazing archery skills.

The second book Catching Fire picks up where the second left off. Without giving away major spoilers I'll just say that things get more intense as Katniss' actions not only affect her but the whole nation of Panem. Again the book has a slow beginning, but just like the first one quickly picks up. There is an
ah-mozing twist ending that will leave jaws dropped and minds effed. This may be my favorite book in the series as it introduces new characters, tests friendship, and blows minds.

The final novel in the series, Mockinjay, was lackluster to say the least. Half the novel nothing important and really interesting happens while the other half is just anti-climatic. Like any final installment in a series this novel proves to be the most drastic as Panem is in full out hysteria. It just didn't live up to the other novels. I was just expecting more, especially regarding the climax of the novel. The book wasn't horrible. There are definatly moments when you'll cry, I know I teared up at one point. Overall I thought the novel was okay. Collins did a decent job ending the series that will leave any mockingjay happy.

Despite the under-whelming Mockingjay, I still love the series. It has everything you want in a teen series. It has action packed and often gruesome killings, touching emotionally elements, creative and scary futuristic gadgets and creations, a dramatic love triangle (Team Peeta all the way) and a interesting viewpoint on the good and evil found within humans. But most of all it has Katniss Everdeen. Finally there is a ass kicking heroine that anyone could idolize. She's so much better than that twat Bella Swan. Katniss has the abilty to be a ruthless killer but somehow retain her morals and humaness. And although at times she may get annoying when deciding her feelings for Gale and Peeta, you still can't help but love her.

Take the fantasy elements from Harry Potter, the love triangle from Twilight, and add deathening murders and corrupt governments and you get a series that anyone, regardless of age will enjoy. So got out now and read the series especially before the movie comes out, you don't want to be one of those losers who only reads the book because of the movie.

P.S. does anyone know where you can get one of those mockingjay pins, because you know once the movie comes out everyone will be rocking that shiz.

Hottie Lamattie Alert


Ladies and gentlemen prepare to drool because I present to you the hottastic piece of ass that is Chris Lowell. This sexy can I is my pick for up and coming hottie. He's a rare mix Zac Efron combined with Ryan Gosling, and all HAWT.

Lowell is currently featured on the big screen along side Emma Stone in The Help, which is a phenomenal movie, go check it out. He also appeared as a series regular in teen show Veronica Mars and medical drama Private Practice.

One look in his ocean blue eyes and you'll agree this is just the beginning for Chris. So ladies get prepared because this future hearthrob is about to blow up.


Tuesday 23 August 2011

Sweet Tunes Tuesday

So I'm starting a new thing here called Sweet Tunes Tuesday. Basically every Tuesday I'm going to post a song that I just can't get out of my head. This week goes to Disney Queen and current Justin Bieber lover Selena Gomez and the Scene and her hit Love You Like a Love Song. Honestly I'm going to admit Selena Gomez is pretty good musically and this song is on fire right now. Also Selena's band Selena Gomez and the Scene are currently in Toronto for her sold-out concert. If anyone's going send me the deets, I'm curious to know how she is live. So congrats Selena for being the first hEVANly artist to be featured on Sweet Tunes Tuesday. I love you like a love song, most specifically this love song.

London Tipton is Preggers??


UPDATE: Brenda Song is not pregnant in fact Trace and her have ended their relationship

 
The Twitterverse is in frenzy as rumours run wild of Brenda Song, famous for her role as London Tipton of Disney Channel's Suite Life on Deck, being impregnated with Trace Cyrus', Miley Cyrus' brother and former member of the band Metro Station, child.

No comment has been made from either party denying or confirming the claim so this may just be another twitter rumour. This is the second time rumours of Brenda Song being pregnant have surfaced. Back in 2009 false rumours spread that Brenda Song was pregnant with then boyfriend Joe Jonas. Man what is going on over there at Disney?

We're calling bullshit on this, for now at least. The idea of a Brenda and Trace love child is promising though. Can't you imagine their little tattooed baby. It's like looking at the future of Disney.

Speaking of the future of the Disney Channel, I'm sending my good wishes-which I rarely do- to Hilary Duff as she announced her pregnancy with her first child with husband Mike Comrie. Congrats Hilary I can't wait to see little Lizzie McGuire, but this better not put a damper on your comeback plans. I need some Duff in my life.

Glee Spin-Off: Done Before it Even Started

Dear Sinners, remember a while back when I posted about Chris Colfer, Lea Michelle, and Cory Monteith's departure from McKinley High this season, if not just scroll down I'm sure it's still there. Well, their characters' "graduation" from Glee left many gleeks in a frenzy, but also held the prospect of a spin-off- which filled fans with a giddy sensation that only Rachel Berry in colourful knee-high socks could create.

Well, sorry fellow gleeks cause it turns out our spin-off dreams are dunzo. In a dramaful turn of events, it seems that Ryan Murphy, co-creator of Glee, was actually planning on a spin-off focusing on the three main characters. But after Colfer gave an interview insisting he was fired from the show, and even worse that he found out through Twitter, Murphy axed the spin-off plans.

Murphy insited that all three actors knew about their characters' graduation, and even knew about the spin-off. He said in an interview "None of them were fired. It was never about that. We were going to do a spin-off where the three of them were going to go on. They all knew what was happening, they all had approved it, they all said they wanted to do it."

So after Colfer's comments Murphy and his team ended the spin-off plans saying Colfer's comments "[weren't] exactly cool."

I guess hell hath no fury like TV show creator scorn. How awkward must the Glee set be right now.

In my opinion, maybe this isn't a horrible thing. Yes, it isn't really fair to punish Lea Michelle and Cory Monteith for Chris Colfer's comments, and btw I'd love to hear is side of the story. And the idea of a Glee spin-off does seem amazing, but perhaps it'll be too much Glee. Let's get real wouldn't it be annoying to have a carbon copy of Glee?

What's your thoughts? are you devastated by the cancelled spin-off? Do you really even care?