Dear Sinners,
Let me first start off by apologizing for my apparent absence. I spent the last week away from laptop relaxing and roasting on the sandy Dominican beaches. Ah yes, as you sinners were stuck curling your toes in this artic Canadian weather, I was living it up with frosty pina coladas and cute Latino boys. But alas my vacation is over, so now I must snap back to reality, it is after all a new year which means a new chance at starting over. There always seems like there is so much pressure around New Year's Eve. How you spend that night will dictate the outcome of that year. If you spend the night alone eating Chinese food watching the ball drop you can pretty much bet your 2012 will suck, no offense. And if you spend the night popping champaigne, dancing with friends, and kissing that special someone at the stroke of midnight, congratulations on a extraordinary 2012. Now this all may seem naive and supersticious and normally I would agree with you. For the past 19 years I never really cared about New Years Eve, but this year changed. This year I spent the night dancing barefoot on the beach surrounded by my family enjoying life, granted I didn't get a new year's eve kiss but I still had an amazing night. So there, on the beach, my toes engulfed in soft brown sand, sweat forming on my tanned forehead, and the base blaring from the speakers I decided that I will do everything in my power to have the best year ever. This is the year everything changes, the year I begin my life, the year I get everything I ever wanted. 2012 is supposed to be the end of the world, might as well go out with a bang.
So how do I plan on having my spectacular year you ask? Don't worry Sinners I have a full-proof plan to ensure optimal happiness.
First I plan on devoting my time to my future career. This whole time I have been loafting through life, but now I'm 20 and slowly my life is slipping away. It's time to start focusing on my future. So school, this blog, and finding an internship are my first priorities. I'm done wasting my time scrolling through tumblr, and watching reruns of Gossip Girl.
Second, is working on my fitness. A healthier lifestyle is the most common new year's resolution. I've joined a gym and am devoting two days a week to turning my flab to ab. No more fatty foods, and atrery clogging deliciousness. It's about time I started making healthier choices. Plus, hopefully a hot body will help with my man crisis.
My last New Year's Resolution is to speak up. I'm tired of being the shy, quiet, ignored boy. This year I plan on speaking up for myself and for what I want. It's about time I let the world know I'm here.
So there you have it. My list of resolutions. Hopefully by publishing this list will give me the motivation make them true. So wish me all the best this year, as I do you. Hope you have truely HEVANly year.
XXX
hEVANly
Showing posts with label Changes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Changes. Show all posts
Saturday, 7 January 2012
Tuesday, 13 September 2011
Ch-Ch-Changes
Dear Sinners,
If you're like me, which you should all strive to be, then you probably don't really care for change. Change to me is like hyndrangeas to Madonna; I absolutly loathe it. True my life isn't perfect and there's always room for improvement, but I'm comfortable and there's no need to mess with a good thing. Like the saying goes "if it's not broke don't fix it". Well much to my dissapointment change is inevitable and apart of life, so I guess I just have to suck it up.
But the best part about change is the chance to a fresh start, and everyone knows there are three times a year a person can start anew: New Year's, first day of school, and your birthday. Each event gives a person a chance to forget about the previous year's mistakes and sins and move forward with a fresh start and hopefully change for the better.
Luckily for me my birthday, which happens to be today hence this post, and the first day of school are within the same week. And I know what you're thinking "how can you improve on perfection?" but still like I said before there's always room for improvement.
But the most important part of change is moderation. Unless you're a danger to yourself or others or you're a cast member of Teen Mom, there's really no reason to make drastic changes to your life. The whole point of changing is to better yourself. So take it one step at a time making minor improvements. Also never change for someone else. Not to get all motherly on you but change has to happen within and for yourself. So cut out all the negative bullshit, and if you feel like you need to change for yourself then do it. That being said unless you're a hardcore drug addict or a prostitute then the above sentence doesn't apply to you. Go change yourself now! and while you're at it go to the health clinic. Who knows what diseases you're carrying.
If you're like me, which you should all strive to be, then you probably don't really care for change. Change to me is like hyndrangeas to Madonna; I absolutly loathe it. True my life isn't perfect and there's always room for improvement, but I'm comfortable and there's no need to mess with a good thing. Like the saying goes "if it's not broke don't fix it". Well much to my dissapointment change is inevitable and apart of life, so I guess I just have to suck it up.
But the best part about change is the chance to a fresh start, and everyone knows there are three times a year a person can start anew: New Year's, first day of school, and your birthday. Each event gives a person a chance to forget about the previous year's mistakes and sins and move forward with a fresh start and hopefully change for the better.
Luckily for me my birthday, which happens to be today hence this post, and the first day of school are within the same week. And I know what you're thinking "how can you improve on perfection?" but still like I said before there's always room for improvement.
But the most important part of change is moderation. Unless you're a danger to yourself or others or you're a cast member of Teen Mom, there's really no reason to make drastic changes to your life. The whole point of changing is to better yourself. So take it one step at a time making minor improvements. Also never change for someone else. Not to get all motherly on you but change has to happen within and for yourself. So cut out all the negative bullshit, and if you feel like you need to change for yourself then do it. That being said unless you're a hardcore drug addict or a prostitute then the above sentence doesn't apply to you. Go change yourself now! and while you're at it go to the health clinic. Who knows what diseases you're carrying.
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