Naughy or Nice

Dear Sinners,



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And while we're on the topic of Christmas, my lovely sinners, I know what you're thinking how can a devilish sinner like myself enjoy Christmas? You would think that the annoyingly happy songs, sickenly adorable couples strolling down the street hand-in-hand while light snowflakes gently fall, and the screaming children at the mall would make me want to gauge my eyes out. And normally you would be right. But there's just something about this season that turns my cynical bitchy tendencies into happy joyful ones. I don't know blame the prospect of presents or the birth of Jesus, but I find it really hard to hate around this season. So congratulations world because this naughty bitch is going good this season. So sinners I'm giving you a free pass for the next month. Go ahead and spend that extra $50 on that knitted cardigan just to see the look on your boyfriend's face, or volunteer your time at a homeless shelter, or even donate a couple dollars to help the less fortunate, don't worry I won't judge you. In fact I'll respect you for it. But be warned, come January 1st I want all my naughty sinners back. 

 XXX,

Hevanly 

It's Beginning to Look a lot like Christmas...

Dear Sinners,



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As I am typing this I am currently sitting on my couch snuggling with my warm cozy blanket with a cup of warm nutella hot chocolate and my television tuned to Elf. Since American Thanksgiving is over (happy Thanksgiving to my American sinners) everyone is in full on Christmas mode. For me the first signs of Christmas aren't sales at the mall or the decline in temperature, its when your favorite Christmas movie comes on TV. For me mine is Elf, well actually I wouldn't say it's my favorite Christmas movie, there are so many out there: Home Alone, A Christmas Carol, Jingle all the Way, I'll be Home for Christmas, Love Actually. There's just so many good Christmas movies out there. Yes they're usually corny and predictable but still, who can resist a good Christmas movie? So I'm curious, What's your favorite Christmas movie?

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Sweet Tunes Tuesday: Christmas Edition

Dear Sinners,
Well I know it's been a while but Sweet Tunes Tuesday is back. And since the weather is positely glacial it is now acceptable to crack out the Christmas music. So this week's song is none other than the Christmas classic All I want for Christmas is You by Mariah Carey. Now over time there have been various covers of this song including Justin Bieber's version featuring Mariah Carey but nothing can beat the original. So get cozy and enjoy the lovely sound of Mrs. Carey's voice.

Queen B making a Beeline

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SPOILER ALERT!

Spotted: Queen B running through the streets of New York City in full bridal attire. Can this be? The first shots of Blair Waldorf (Leighton Meester) from her upcoming royal wedding. Meester was seen filming scenes for Gossip Girl's 100th episode on Monday night. If you are a Gossip Girl fan you know how monumental this is. First off how stunning does Meester look wearing a Vera Wang ball gown and tiara. Simple yet classic. Secondly where is she running? Does this mean Queen B won't be marrying Prince Louis? Is running to Chuck? Dan? So many questions. There are also photos of Meester getting into the back seat of a "Just Married" car with a smile. Who is she in the car with? If you remember Blair has a think for the back seats of cars. Also spotted in NYC was Georgina Sparks (Michelle Trachenberg) in full on wedding attire, including a William & Kate wedding-esque hat. I smell a wedding crasher. Ugh the anticipation is killing me. This episode is going to be awesome. I can't wait.  

Justin Bieber Baby Daddy???

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It seems the Baby singer is a baby daddy. Well that's what Mariah Yeater is claiming. 

    Yeater, 20, is claiming that teen pop idol Justin Bieber is the father of her three month old child. She insists that Bieber and her had sex backstage at his Los Angeles concert back in October 2010. At the time Bieber was 16 and Yeater was 19. 

    Yeater is currently suing Bieber for child support. 

    After the story broke Bieber, who is promoting his Christmas album Under the Mistletoe,  appeared on The Today Show to address the rumours. 

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    “I’d just like to say basically that none of those allegations are true. I know I’m going to be a target, but I’m never going to be a victim," he told Matt Lauer. 

    Bieber states that he “never met the woman.”

    The baby drama continues with new report debunking Yeaters allegations. Yeaters former boyfriend John Terranova, 19, has come forward insisting Yeater is lying and said that this isn't the first time she accused someone of fathering her child. 

    "She came back here from California telling me she was pregnant with my child and I said this is impossible, you've been in California two months and back here for only a week," Terranova told The New York Post.                     

     Terranova feels strongly that Bieber is not the father of the child in question. 

     "I know it's not Justin Bieber. She just wants money. It's a scam."

      According to TMZ, Bieber plans on taking a paternity test to set the record straight when he returns to the States from Belfast, Ireland where he appeared and performed at the MTV European Music Awards on Sunday.  

      After the paternity is settled Bieber plans on suing Yeater. 

     Further reports claimed that Bieber and girlfriend Selena Gomez had broken up over these paternity rumours, but they were seen holding hands in Belfast on Saturday.

UPDATE
Yeater has dropped the lawsuit but is still seeking a paternity test to be done in private. sounds fishy. Bieber's party is still pursuing legal action against Yeater.

The Kim Kardashian Theorem

With many of life's problems I often turn to Hollywood for guidance. Where else would you learn classic life lessons like: you're never too young for botox, or Always look your best for the paparazzi. Or my personal favorite: whenever sexting a married man always save the texts for future blackmail.

This time Hollywood hasn't taught me a lesson, more like an observation about the world, and for this I must turn to Hollywood's favorite reality family the Kardashians, more specifically Kim Kardashian. Now after careful research and hours of in-depth analysis (which mainly included watching Keeping up with the Kardashians) I have concocted the "Kim Kardashian Theorem"

Now what is the "Kim Kardasian Theorem"? you may ask. It's simple, basically I have come to the realization that every family, whether from Hollywood or not, has one "Kim Kardashian". A "Kim Kardashian" is that one person in you're family that is the prettiest, the most successful, the most popular, and overall the person you despise, much like Kim Kardashian herself-do you get it now. Just as in the Kardashian klan Kim is clearly the most successful, most famous, and the prettiest. Now settle down haters yes the main cause of Kim's fame is due to her sextape, but look how far she has come since then.  Kardashian co-own her own boutique D-A-S-H with her two sisters, has her own fragrance, made several TV appearances, wrote a book, again with her sisters, and many more. Also Her two night, four hour wedding special "Kim's Fairytale Wedding" brought in 4.4 million viewers Sunday, and 4 million viewers Monday, that's pretty impressive. It's clear that Kim is the supernova of the Kardashian family.

Hollywood is full of other examples of "Kim Kardashians".
Hilary and Haylie Duff: even though but Duff sisters are pretty irrelevant now no one can deny the fame of Lizzie McGuire, and Hilary is set for a comeback.
The Cyrus family: Billy Ray Cyrus has a whole trailer full of his spawn but only Miley Cyrus is the most known, sorry Trace.
Britney Spears and Jaime-Lynn Spears: Oh poor Jaime-Lynn held up somewhere playing mom while big sis Britney is still ruling the world.

The Jackson Family: two words Michael Jackson.

The Jolie-Pitts: the world better watch out when Shiloh takes over.

See Hollywood is proof that in every family there is one that stands out above the rest.

It goes without question that I am the "Kim Kardashian" of my family. Let's face it there's no real competition, and my flawless skin, gorgeous eyes, distinctive cheek-bones, and pending success just seal the deal. But don't get all suicidal if you're not the "Kim K" of your family. Every family needs a Khloe-the witty, outgoing, loud one who isn't as pretty as Kim and many criticize for her weight (for the record she's not fat). Or a Kourtney- the sarcastic, bitchy one who is still pretty but not gorgeous and known for getting pregnant and her boob job. But heed my warnings my fellow "Kim Kardashians". Watch out for the "Kendalls" and "Kylies" in your family. They are younger family members that threaten your status as savior of your family. Everyone knows Kendall and Kylie are stunningly beautiful and it's only a matter of time before they become more successful than Kim.

Whether you're a "Kim," "Khloe," "Kourtney," or even a "Kendall or Kylie" it doesn't really matter. Family loves you regardless of your looks or success- or at least that's what I'm told.

XOXO

hEVANly

Sweet Tunes Tuesday

Morning Sinners, it's been a while but im coming at you this fine tuesday morning harder than ever. I have three words for you: It's Britney, Bitch! This weeks musical selection is from the Queen of Pop Britney Spears and her new song Criminal. Criminal is the fourth single to be released of Britney's "Femme Fatale" CD.  The song is a nice change from her usual up-beat dance pop, opting for a more mellow ballad-esque feel as she sings about falling for a "criminal" hence the title of the song. Who hasn't fallen for a bad boy? Not only do you special sinners get to enjoy the song, but as a special treat Miss Spears released the music video last night and I have it here. All I can say is DAYUM! Britney is looking fierce in this Bonnie and Clyde-like video, but the real scene stealer is Jason Trawick, Britney's real life boyfriend and agent. I'm sorry but when did Jason Trawick get so hot? He obviously hit the gym hard for this video and it shows. It's nice to see a mashup of Britney's personal and career lives. Also rumours are spreading that Trawick is going to propose to Brit after he was seen shopping for rings. Let's hope this is true. As the video shows these two are adorable and he seems really good for Britney.
Overall I love this video, its cute, funny but mostly sexy as hell, don't lie you know you love those sex scenes. Check the video and song out yourself and give your thoughts. Now excuse me while I go find myself a sexy criminal.

XOXO