Will and Jada Dunzo?!

In WTF news In Touch Weekly is reporting that Will Smith and Jada Pinket-Smith are ending their marriage. Well now I guess Willow Smith really has a reason to whip her hair back in forth.

The couple,who have been married for 13 years and have two children together, young singer Willow Smith and Karate Kid star Jayden Smith, are undeniably Hollywood's "It" couple.

I'm calling bullshit on this. Although representatives from both actors have not yet released an official statement friends and family close to the couple have denied the claims. Come on, if Will and Jada can't survive, is there really hope for the rest of us?

The Bitch Is Back

Dear Sinners,
As you probably know I haven't posted in a while, and I must apologize. I know the horror of my absentee influence in your lives must have been dreadful, but fear not I'm back. Yes, that's right. I am now devoting all my free time to corrupting minds, divulging secrets, and spreading my awesomeness. The internets baddest bitch is back, so everyone better watch their back.

Stay Sinful,

XOXO

hEVANly

Summer 2011 Checklist

So every year my friend Ashley and I compile a to-do list for the summer. And although we never truly finish the list it's always nice to have goals for the summer. And since this is the last Summer before I turn 20, I'm pulling out all the stops determined to make this the best summer ever. This is my last chance to go crazy and party it up like a teenager so you better watch out.

1. Skinny Dipping in the Dark- theres nothing better than water surrounding your naked body, and hopefully I wont be alone 
2. Throw a Raging Party- Parties are my life and I want to throw a bad ass summer bash. who's in?
3. Pass out From Drinking- Suprisingly I've never thrown up or passed out because of alcohol, I guess I'm that classy. But since this is my last few steps of adolescent I've decided it's time I do as many of my peers before me have and drink till I'm crouched next to the toilet
4. Find a Summer Love- it's not too late. I know he's out there and he knows who he is ;)
5. Lounge by the Pool- Lounging poolside with a cool drink in hand, sweet tunes, a good book, and a hot boy is to die for.
6. Go To the Beach- It isn't summer if you havn't hit the beach at least once.
7. Shopping Spree- There's a reason I've spent so many days cooped up at my job. need to spend some moo-lah
8. Go Rollerblading/Bike Riding- I don't a better way to say good-bye to my youth thant by reliving my childhood with rollerblades and bike rides
9. Spend the Night under the Stars- Spending a hot summer night camping under the stars seems like perfection
10. Kiss in the Rain- All the romantic comedies tell me that kissing in the rain is something you must do
11. Get a Tattoo- I already know what I want I just need to find the time and someone to go with me
12. Party as Much as Possible- this one is pretty straight forward.

So that's my list so far. There's a few items I've already checked off but a lot I still have too. I'm curious, what's your summer list? what do you think of mine?

and remember it may be July but summer isn't over yet, especially if i have anything to say about it.

Stay Sinful,
XOXO

hEVANly

Glee Stars Say Good-bye

It turns out everyone's favorite muscial comedy Glee will be making some changes in its fourth season. The Emmy Award winning show, which is about to begin production on its third season set to air this fall, is cutting it's oversized cast. That's right the halls of McKinley High are about to get a lot quieter. Lea Michelle, Chris Colfer, and Cory Monteith are saying good-bye to their Glee counterparts Rachel Berry, Kurt Hummel, and Finn Hudson.

Co-creator Ryan Murphy says that he wants to keep the show "really true to life", having the three characters graduate after this season. He goes on to say that "You can keep them on the show for six years and people will criticize you for not being realistic,".

Although Murphy has a point-it's really hard to believe Cory Monteith, 29, as a high schooler (although he does have that ditzy confused act down)- this still is a bold move considering these are 3 major characters. Why not get rid of Tina or Mike Chang since they're barely featured and all they do is talk about being Asian.

Apparently both Colfer and Michelle are okay with the writers choice to axe them.

There is also talks about a Glee spinoff. Considering Rachel and Kurt's desire to move to New York maybe it'll feature Rachel, Kurt, and  Blaine shacking up in NYC. It'll be Glee meets Three's Company meets Gossip Girl. ooou I'm getting excited.

Although I can't imagine not seeing Finn in his hot footbal uniform or breaking out in laughter from one of Kurt's infamous one liners, or even rolling my eyes every time Rachel opens her annoying mouth, in my hEVANly opinon I must agree with Ryan Murphy. People would get suspicious if they didn't graduate. Plus at least now they can end on a high note. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and trust your capable hands.

So questions to ponder for season 3. What will happen to Rachel, Finn and Kurt after McKinley High? will they make it to broadway? What will happen to the world's most boring couple Rachel and Finn? Will he finally get annoyed with her and strangle her to death? (I wish). Is anyone else graduating, you can't tell me those are the only seniors in the glee club.

I guess we'll just have to stay tuned this fall to see how the curtain closes for these three characters.

New Demi Lovato

When it comes to music there's nothing I love more than a good up beat dancy pop song. But theres a special place in my heart for thought-provoking meaningful ballads. And that's excatly what Demi Lovato's new single Skyscraper is. This power ballad is the first music Lovato has released since her stint in rehab. The young starlet shines on this new song that has even made me teary eyed. The lyrics are so powerful and her voice sounds amazing, especially when you think about all she went through. Lovato has discussed her struggle with eating disorder, suicide, and even her bipolar disorder. Not only does she sound amazing but she looks phenomenal check out her album artwork above. Way to go Demi, I can't wait to hear what else you have in store for us. Four for you Demi Lovato, you go Demi Lovato.

take a listen and give your thoughts

Summer Days Drifting Away: a List of Summer Must Haves

So since summer is officially halfway done, or just beginning for you elementary and high schoolers, I thought it’d be appropriate to create my Summer 2011 list of Must Haves to help navigate me lovely sinners through this long and hopefully steamy summer.

Bikini: Ladies this shouldn’t be a surprise. During the summer season a bikini is your best friend. How else do you plan on catching the eye of that cute lifeguard you’ve been crushing on? Hot bikinis equal instant dropped jaws. The only tricky thing is the various styles. Strapless? Triangle top? Halter? And not to mention the design. Polka dots or stripes? What about mix and match? Picking the right bikini is just as important as picking your prom dress or even wedding gown The key to choosing the right bikini is a simple trial and error. Put on a little fashion show and try on as many bathing suits until you found the perfect one. True, it will be time consuming and frustrating but trust me it’ll be worth it once you’ve found the right one. And the best part about bikinis is that you can never have too much. So be bold and experiment with different styles and designs. And girls don’t worry if you’re beach body isn’t ready there’s always tankinis. H&M have a good variety of bikini and there’s usually a sale so if you haven’t already get there ASAP.

Tank Top: Now since time the tank top has been strictly a female apparel, but sorry ladies because like the skinny jean guys have stolen it for themselves. The freedom of a tank top allows guys to tan their upper arms in the summer heat while also staying cool. But don't be angry girls because you know you like looking at their sweaty bulging biceps, admit it. If you have a muscular physique tighter tank tops are a better fit, and if you're on the slimer side go for a bigger size. And you don't need python sized arms to rock a tank top just be confident and you will look great. There are a variety of different styles solids tend to be a little boring so go for stripes or even graphic designs. Again H&M has a nice variety but you can also try Forever 21 or even Urban Behavior for a less expensive tank top.

Jean Cut Offs: Now this hot fashion item is targeted to both men and women. Ladies nothing says summer like a cute pair of jean short shorts to accent your tight little butt. And guys jean cutoffs are the skinny jeans of the summer. The nice slim fit of skinny jeans mixed with the cooling sensation of shorts equal perfection. Double cuff them above the knee and pair with your favorite tank top for the full fledged hipster look, minus the annoying attitude, disgusting facial hair, and crappy music.

Sunglasses: Nothing is cooler than rocking a pair of shades while driving with the windows down and radio blasting. Now any respectable person knows there are only 3 acceptable types of sunglasses: Aviators, Oversized sunglasses, and Wayfarers. So throw away your Toy Story sunglasses from the third grade and graduate to a more mature style. The trouble with sunglasses are choosing the appropriate pair for your face. You don't want a pair that dominates your face (except maybe oversized sunglasses, that is the point isn't it). So choose the style that best suits you and your face. And if you aren't fortunate enough to afford brand labels (I'll pray for you) you can always find cheap knock offs. Ardene's has a 2 for $15 sale and a lot of funky colours and styles to help accessorize any summer outfit.   

Sunscreen: Now I love tanning just as much as the next person but there's a thin line between summer glow and tomato face. Sorry Snooki but the orange oompa loompa look is out. Instead use sunscreen for a healthy glow. You'll look like a golden god/goddess instead of an orange beach ball. And not to sound like one of those government adds but sunscreen will help protect your skin from cancer and wrinkles. Plus it will help prevent sun burns. No one wants to look like that old couple on vaction who forgot to use sunscreen and is walking around the hotel with red blotchy skin. Yikes.

A Book: Summer is my time to catch up on my reading. If you're ever bored from watching reruns of Gossip Girl and Greys Anatomy you can always indulge into the literary world. Right now I'm reading The Hunger Games series and would highly recommend it. Not only is it super entertaining but it's about the be the It thing once the movie comes out. also the three book series will probably keep you amused for the majority of the summer.

Summer Love: Now what good is the formally mentioned without a special someone to share it with. Summer is the key time to flirt, hook-up and smooch with as many people as possible. Gone are the pressures and stress of school so now it's time to live it up with a hottie. Can't you imagine sitting under the stars snuggling up to a cute boy or girl on a hot summer night. Your hands intertwinted, palms sweating, heart thumping and then your lips touch- well I'm just going to leave it there, this is getting a little R rated. Summer Love is what summer is all about. Not to mention you'll probably need the sinful memories to keep you amused in that dreadful calculus class.

Best Friends: Now if you're lacking in the summer love department don't fret. Who needs a hottie when you got your best friends? Summer is all about chilling, relaxing and spending time with your BFFs, so take the time to do just that. Hit the beach, play soccer, sneak into a movie, it doesn't matter as long as you're with your friends.


With this complete list you'll everything thing you need to look great and rock out this summer. So grab your shades, pull on a tank, and get out there and make this a summer to remember. I know I will.


Stay Sinful,


XOXO


hEVANly

How to be hEVANLY: a Guide to Being like Me

When you’re as beautiful, awesome, and fabulous as I am often times people will ask “how are you so amazing?” Well sinners today is your lucky day because as a member of this planet it is my civic duty to help better my peers, so out of the kindness of my heart I’m divulging my “hevanly” secrets. A guide book if you will on how to be hEVANLY.

• Never Run for the Bus: It is my personal belief that public transit is God’s own form of unholy punishment for mankind’s sins-thanks Eve- and such should never be used. But alas due to certain circumstances we cannot always rely on limo service-well some of us can’t at least. So if you’re forced to ride the ghastly bus don’t fret you’re not alone. And although riding the bus may be forgiven running for it is certainly not. No one looks good running after a bus and chasing it is quite pathetic. You look like an idiot as you’re sprinting, arms flailing after a bus that will probably not even stop for you. And even if for some reason you stop said bus you still have the embarrassing task of riding it full of people who were undoubtedly laughing at your pursuit. And while running is forbidden, you may however briskly walk or even power walk after a bus, but after your arms start pumping and sweat starts forming you’re officially a loser. So always remember it’s better to miss the bus and look cool than chase it and look like an idiot.
• Never Use Public Bathrooms: Public bathrooms are the epitome of disgusting. Unflushed toilets, toilet paper tippied around the room, and liquid substances on the floor, believe me public washrooms are a place you don’t want to be. So here’s an idea, always go to the bathroom before you leave home and don’t put yourself in the situation, trust me you’ll thank me later. And plus everyone knows public bathrooms are good for only 2 things: washing your hands and checking yourself out in the mirror. Duh!
• Always Dress to Impress: looks may be everything but looking good is the only thing. Unlike me, some of us can’t rely on solely our beauty and must turn to fashion and cosmetics to look good. Don’t worry there’s nothing wrong with a help. But always remember to never leave the house looking like crap. I don’t care if you’re going to the grocery store on laundry day or going for a jog, ALWAYS LOOK YOUR BEST. Comb your hair, apply that moisturizer, and wear that pair of skinny jeans. You never know when you’ll run into that cute boy from H&M.
• Strut like you Mean it: ugly boring people walk, fabulous people strut. Everyone where you go you have to strut like you own the place. If you’re at school: Strut. The mall: Strut. Walking down the cosmetic aisle at Shoppers Drug Mart, bitch you better hold your head high and strut like Naomi Campbell at fashion week. Yes, you may look like a stuck up bitch, but you’ll be a stuck up bitch that exuberates confidence and rolls heads. Remember: the world is my runway.
• Never Leave the House Without ChapStick: So all us have our addictions; porn, chrystal meth, china dolls whatever. Mine maybe ChapStick. Yes that’s right I’m addicted to those small delectable tubes of glorified Vaseline. I make sure I apply a layer of lip balm everyday before I leave the house, and multiple layers throughout. I mean who wants chapped, crusty lips? Not me. Personally I use cherry ChapStick like the song “I kissed a girl” in hopes that one day someone will like the taste of my cherry ChapStick. But the flavour is irrelevant as long as that magnificent tube works its magic and transforms boring chapped cracked lips into luscious, glossy, kissable ones.

So it turns out there’s much more to being hEVANly than I thought and I’m turning this post into an ongoing one. So to receive the full guide to being hEVANly you’ll just have to visit again

Stay sinful,

XOXO

hEVANLY