Hottie Lamati Alert!

Attention Sinners I the most sinful news. Check out the Hottie Lamati above. Don't recognize him? Don't worry you soon will. The hotsome (Hot+Awesome) cutie above will soon hijack your TVs and hearts later this fall, as he has just been cast in this season of Glee. The up-and-coming Broadway star Grant Gustin will play Sebastian a "a gay Dalton Academy student who has an eye for Blaine" said TVLine.com. Oh no is Mckinley High's favorite same-sex couple hitting a little turbulence in their whirlwind romance. Judging by last night's episode it seems there may be trouble in paradise. 

Sebastian, who is set to make his debut in this season 5th episode, is described as a male version of Santana being very manipulative and skanky. At first thought I'm like Ryan Murphy why didn't you call upon this sexy bitch for this role, not that I don't appreciate the sexiness of Grant Gustin. This Sebastian seems like my television counterpart.  Hot, sexy, "Scheming and promiscuous." Sound familiar? Story of my life. And you know I wouldn't mind getting cozy next to Darren Criss. Never-mind my horrid singing voice, that's what autotune is for. But nevertheless I will live vicariously through Gustin, and on the plus side I may have a new favorite character. 

Between The Glee Project winners and this Sebastian it seems the writers are adding a whole bunch of new characters. So what are your thoughts on the new casting news? Do you think Klaine can weather the man-whore storm that is Sebastian? 

Summer Dreams Ripped at the Seams

If the rapid decline in the weather, crisp leaves scattered around, and the hours of readings and pending assignments weren't obvious enough, let me bluntly say: summer is dunzo. That's right, as much as it pains me to admit it September 23 is the first day of Autumn. And as much as I love fall fashion, Thanksgiving turkey, and apple picking, I'm still going to miss those lazy summer days lounging in my backyard reading, sipping my strawberry dacquri, alcoholic of course, as the sun showered me with its golden rays tinting my already brown hue and highlighting my hair. Ahh summer! Let us all take a moment to mourn our summer. But perhaps my mourning of summer has less to do with its end and more to do with my lack of wish fufillment. Summer '11 went by so fast I hardly finished my checklist (if you haven't already go see my checklist). I had so much planned this summer; this was going to be the best summer ever; the last hurray to my youth, but sadly this summer wasn't everything I hoped it be. No I didn't get a tattoo, I didn't go skinny dipping, and unfortunately I didn't have a monumental, earth-shattering, life-changing, love song worthy, epic romance. Now don't get me wrong there were some amazing things I did this summer. I spent as much time possible with my friends, went to 3 concerts, watched a ton of movies (tuesday movie club ftw!), had 3 parties, got crazy wasted (I'd actually like to forget that), chilaxed on the beach, worked, and so much more. But I'm still a little depressed I didn't acomplish everything on my list. But perhaps it was for the better. Life isn't about checking items off a list. It's about all the spontaneous moments, the laugh-out-loud-till-your-insides-hurt moments, the heart-racing palms-sweating moments. My summer checklist was merely guide for what I thought would be the perfect summer, but it was the moments not on my checklist that made this summer truly memorable. So even though I didn't have the summer I wanted or dreamed about, I still had an awesome time. Summer '11 was pretty amazing, I can't wait to see what's in store next year.

Sweet Tunes Tuesday

This weeks musical selection belongs to none other than the Queen of Adorable Ms. Katy Perry. The One That Got Away is the newest and 6th single off the popstar's sophmore album Teenage Dream. Staying true to the album's title the song is another cute love song embossing the emotions of adolescence telling the story of a love that just couldn't last. Although it's no Peacock it's still a good song thats worth a listen.

Sweet Tunes Tuesday: Birthday Edition

It's Sweet Tunes Tuesday, which coincidentally coincides with my birthday. So here's a very special music seletion that has me blushing. Just a Kiss by Country group Lady Antebellum. This is such a lovely and cute song that'll leave everyone remembering their first kiss with that special someone. If you're fans of Taylor Swift and even Lady Antebellum's previous Grammy Award winning song Need You Know I urge you to give this a listen. You won't be dissapointed.

20 Is the New 18

Dear Sinners,

Unfortunately I have some terrible news. I am in mourning you see; mourning of my former life. Today is my birthday, and normally this would signify a week-long celebration, but you see I am officially 20. The horror! I know what you're thinking, how could youthful facial features be more than 17, but the truth is I am two decades old. My youth has been wrongfully stolen from me. Gone are my carefree teenage days. Now all I have to look forward to is years of job interviews, mortgages, and hair loss. 10 more years and I'll be 30. I should just kill myself now. 
But no matter, I should act like Meryl Streep and age gracefully. And as I am no longer a teenager it's time a stop my adolescent and childish ways. Yup that's right. No more shots of tequila, dancing around like a fool, spreading rumours, and talking shit behind people's back. This bitch has changed. HA, YEAH RIGHT! Who am I kidding, I'm never going to change. Just because I'm 20 doesn't mean I have to give up all my devilish ways. I'm calling it right now 20 is the new 18. And plus everyone says your 20s are the best time of your life. The partying ways of a teenager mixed with the legality of an adult. What can be better? And don't worry about me turning wrinkly, with stretch marks and varicose veins, as long as there's botox and anti-aging creams I'm going to stay young forever. Happy Birthday to Me, Bitches!

XOXO
hEVANLY

Ch-Ch-Changes

Dear Sinners,

If you're like me, which you should all strive to be, then you probably don't really care for change. Change to me is like hyndrangeas to Madonna; I absolutly loathe it. True my life isn't perfect and there's always room for improvement, but I'm comfortable and there's no need to mess with a good thing. Like the saying goes "if it's not broke don't fix it". Well much to my dissapointment change is inevitable and apart of life, so I guess I just have to suck it up.
But the best part about change is the chance to a fresh start, and everyone knows there are three times a year a person can start anew: New Year's, first day of school, and your birthday. Each event gives a person a chance to forget about the previous year's mistakes and sins and move forward with a fresh start and hopefully change for the better.
Luckily for me my birthday, which happens to be today hence this post, and the first day of school are within the same week. And I know what you're thinking "how can you improve on perfection?" but still like I said before there's always room for improvement.
But the most important part of change is moderation. Unless you're a danger to yourself or others or you're a cast member of Teen Mom, there's really no reason to make drastic changes to your life. The whole point of changing is to better yourself. So take it one step at a time making minor improvements. Also never change for someone else. Not to get all motherly on you but change has to happen within and for yourself. So cut out all the negative bullshit, and if you feel like you need to change for yourself then do it. That being said unless you're a hardcore drug addict or a prostitute then the above sentence doesn't apply to you. Go change yourself now! and while you're at it go to the health clinic. Who knows what diseases you're carrying.

Sweet Tunes Tuesday

After waking up at 6:30, driving, subwaying, and busing to and from school, then working a 5 hour shift by myself I finally have time to relax. And for the next 20 mins it's still Tuesday which means Sweet Tunes Tuesday. This weeks addition comes from sex pot Adam Levine's band Maroon 5 and they're song Never Gunna Leave This Bed. The song is off they're new album Hands All Over. The song is a mid-tempo ballad that makes me reminiscent of they`re older songs such as She Will be Loved or Won`t Go Home Without You. And how hot does Adam Levine look in the video. Really makes me want to claw the eyes out of that heffer who`s dry humping him. It also makes you wonder why Levine hasn`t pursued a solo career, let`s face it he`s the only one selling the band. Who are the other members in Maroon 5? anyways take a listen to the song and as always give your thoughts.